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tomathin:

when you accidentally bump into the president

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8 hours ago with 44,342 notes
reblogged from dumbncute | originally from tomathin


radicaldaydream-er:

have you ever had a dream of someone you haven’t seen or talked to in years and wonder if anyone ever randomly dreams about you too.

8 hours ago with 66,702 notes
reblogged from dutchster | originally from radicaldaydream-er


how does one talk to another ????????????????


dutchster:

*stands behind a cute girl while pretending to talk loudly on the phone*
"yeah too bad it’s valentine’s day and i’m single. such a shame given my huge dick and expert lovemaking skills. i guess i’ll just have an expensive dinner all by myself"

1 day ago with 5,824 notes
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allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

1 day ago with 70,094 notes
reblogged from fucksenpai | originally from allmymetaphors


“Fuck, my tea.” — me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)


1 day ago with 58,688 notes
reblogged from fucksenpai | originally from madopiano


mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

1 day ago with 573,210 notes
reblogged from dutchster | originally from mylifeiscorgisandnetflix


1 day ago with 1,681 notes
reblogged from kreys | originally from crystalism


1 day ago with 911 notes
reblogged from kreys | originally from girlsgenneration


phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

1 day ago with 485,327 notes
reblogged from dutchster |